This will be an extremely long post. I wrote the following on scrap paper as we were going along, usually in trains or planes. We spent about 10 days traveling to three cities in Morocco, then continued on to Belfast in Ireland and Edinburgh in Scotland before returning to London for a night to fly home finally to the USA for Christmas. These days were my last spent abroad, after spending 8 months collectively outside of the US. I hope you have enjoyed reading all of these, just so you know if you have read all that Ive written up until now, you have read approximately 64,000 words. Good for you! And good for me. Haha. Here we go.
I woke up on Saturday, December 13th, and then snoozed my way through 20 more minutes fore actually getting out of bed. Just as in Florence, my exodus from Nido was very hectic and sloppy. I ate some breakfast before doing a final scan of the room and packing up m last things. Hurrying down to the lobby, I got a chance to see some of the last night’s destruction of Nido done by NYU students leaving, presumably in repayment for the lack of internet, hot water, and broken elevators…the list goes on. I checked out (finally!!!) without too much hassle and met Carter before heading out for the airport. On the way, I stopped at the Post Office to mail my books home. I am now also the proud owner of “fragile” tape they made me buy to pack the box. We could not find the bus we booked originally to take us to Gatwick, so we simply took the Gatwick Express from Victoria Station. We arrive very early and spent some time walking around the arport mall. A hot British girl got us to play a lottery game that wound up being a scam and we spent some time in W.H. Smith to buy books to read during out travels. The plane ride was long and we landed at the lonely Marrakech airport. Here was a first time experience, a man was waiting for me ad Carter just outside the international zone with a sign that said “Therriault” on it! Two others joined us with him before we went outside to his taxivan. The weather was much better than in London, no rain and slightly warmer. The other two were a couple from South Africa who also came from London, so we got to talking. The taxi driver drove very crazily through the ville nouvelle (Morocco was for a long time, a french protectorate and so French is a close second to arabic as a national language. We got closer to the old city, where our hotel would be. We passed along palm trees and to our right, the 500+ year old medina (old city) walls that were at least three tories high and painted like everything else in the city, a pinkish orangish color. Then, a quick right turn brought us into the medina where things turned significantly darker, busier, and more cramped. The taxi stopped in possibly the most random and we were told to get out because we would have to walk from there which also turned out not to be a joke either. It was so dark and sketchy!! We got out with rust scooters zooming past us, and went down some stairs to walk down a very small street (for lack of a better word) running parallel to the one we came in on. Bies, scooters, and tons of Moroccans, all of whom looked at the four of us English speakers as we went past. A quick right turn brought us into a short dead end alley, where for a moment I thought my life would end and then be posted on Youtube. At the end of the alley, in what I would describe as a fireplace/cave, was a group of men huddled around in the darkness. I didnt pack enough underwear for this many scary moments. Our taxi driver knocked on a door I hadnt noticed, and a woman poked her head out and then opened it all the way to say welcome to Riad Ghallia. We went in through the door built for people much shorter than me, into our Riad. A riad is a converted housing complex that is like a Moroccan B+B. 4-5 rooms surround a very small but decorated courtyard that, regardless of the weather, is open-aired. The four of us were given tea and made at home. We were given hand-drawn maps of how to get to restaurants, ATMs, and the central square in Marrakech. This map wound up being helpful, but also a great way to signal to everyone that we were tourists. Carter and I decided we wanted to get dinner at the square, so we bravely left the safety of our Riad for the “streets” of Marrakech. I have to put streets in quotes because I refuse to call the areas we walked through roads. Let me paint you a picture! Most are “paved” in random stones without sidewalks, curbs, or drainage. Some are covered by corrugated iron sheets or palms. All are lined with 1-2 story stone buildings containing housing, stalls, of merchandise, or worse yet, dark holes full of space or people crowded around a table listening to arabic music and smoking. Every once in a while, a street would intersect or branch off and there were very few street lights. As we left around 8:30PM, there were still tons o people buying, selling, walking, and loitering on these twisty dark streets. We made our way 75% of the way to the square before becoming lost in a small open area among the chaotic streets. We stopped to look at the map but it is very hard to stop in Marrakech as an obvious foreigner, because within seconds of looking lost of vulnerable, we would have at least one or twenty Moroccans giving us fae directions, asking us where we were from, etc. Having 8 year old boys tell us “big square, dis way” got old after the 300th time. We learned always to go opposite of where they told us though, so in a way they were actually helpful. I decided that “big square, dis way” must be Arabic for “welcome, blond friends from the West”. Direct translation.
In the spice square where we stopped to figure out where we went wrong, we bumped into two Americans, one of whom was a Morocco tour guide. We quickly engaged in a conversation with them, to discourage a man hounding at us for change and to actually get to the main square. The square is the biggest attraction in Marrakech and is especially fun to visit by night. By day, it is full of live shows, snake charmers, monkey tamers, and surrounded on all sides by restaurants and food stalls. By night, story tellers around lamps replace the previous entertainment, and we walked into the square to the smell of hundreds of food carts lined up, all cooking away. The Americans we walked with were very friendly and treated me and Carter to freshly squeezed grapefruit juice because we had no money yet. Then the tour guide, who was very experienced, told us how he frequently travels 500km outside of Marrakech into the Sahara to spend nights with Arabian caravans. Crazy! He said he could arrange a tour for us if we wanted on and if we hadn’t already booked hotels and flights, it may have been cool to do. Haha. He also forced Carter to try snails, cooked in their shells in a broth. Luckily for me, the Riad had a communal bathroom separate from our bedroom! After, we went to an ATM cautiously, and lost our American friends by accident. We walked up and down the food carts, I bought pumpkin seeds, and we declined may “Best meals in Marrakech, my friend” hosts’ offers before exiting the other side. Many locals come here to eat good, cheap meals on plastic, but not being immune to Moroccan stains of germs, we opted for something inside a building, Restaurant Le Marrakeschi was recommended by our Riad , so we went and we seated on the third floor, overlooking the square in a very dark room. Candles were the only light. After ordering, another American who was living in London was seated next to us, again provided lots of conversation for the meal. We ordered the restaurant’s last serving of couscous with vegetables and lamb shish kebaps. It was all really good. We left to try some dessert on the square and settled on a cart selling tea and pudding. OK? The tea was extremely spicy but so good, cinnamon and cloves. The pudding, well basically it looked weird and tasted boring. In the vat, it looked like a big pile of lumpy dirt; served, it looked like a coconut DD munchkin. It was neither. We decided to go home and proceeded to take the route drawn on the map. We got lost at least four times and it was possibly the scariest hour of my life. There were very few people out and those that were were either afraid of us, or making us afraid. All the shops had closed and as we walked under the iron roofs we had to let our eyes adjust to near-darkness. We made it back ok and sat in the courtyard, which was covered by a tarp presumably to keep heat in and rain out. We talked with the South Africans and a New Zealand couple who also lived in London, staying at our Riad. It was cool, all three former-Empire mates, talking about living in the mother land’s capital. Sleep that night was rough, the room was freezing from the courtyard air and I kept having weird dreams. Around 5AM, the first call to prayer woke me up for the last time.
On Sunday, we had breakfast at 9Am and spent a long time talking to the other guests and the co-owner, Thiery, to avoid going outside into what was a rainy day. We decided to spend some time going through Marrakech’s famous souqs, which are basically the city’s shopping stalls. They are all in one place in the city, along covered steeets, and organized into categories like leather, bags, belts, lanterns, food, spices, etc. We wandered around and Carter decided he wanted a belt made of camel leather. Bargaining is part of the deal and the fun in Morocco, so we talked a 16 year old boy working a belt stall down from 250 (27USD) to 90 (11USD). While Carter was wheeling, I was dealing with the owner of the next stall down who was not ashamed to tell me abut his trip to Los Angeles in 1988. He stopped in Chicago to change planes, in case you were wondering. This is what makes Morocco bizarre though, the entire time we were talking, the man had the left earbud of his MP3 player in and photo Carter and I took with him and his camel-selling neighbor was requested to be emailed to their Yahoo email address. The old world meets the new. We continued on and made our way out of the souqs to the square again to experience it by day. We were tackled by two men who were snake charmers as soon as we even glanced their way. They immediately threw a snake around Carter and started for me before I began to lose it. They forced Carter to kiss the snake’s head and they pushed us into a photo. Nice memory! Haha. The rain started to get harder so we wet to get on a Red bus tour of the new city. We did this to see some o the gardens Marrakech is famous for and the ville nouvelle, but also to the train station to book tickets for our train to Fes the following day. The bus tour wound up being pretty lame, because of the rain and also because besides hotels and banks there is very little to look at in the new city. The train station was very modern, but we quickly discovered that the people in it were not. Of eight windows only one accepted credit cards. We waited 20 minutes in a line by mistake at one that did not. By the time we got to the head of the line at the one that did take Visa, the staff let for a 5 minute break. I went to the only ATM in the station to get enough cash, but of course it was broken despite it being shiny ad new. When I got back, the Moroccans decided to come back to work and we went to the window donning a Visa logo. The man did not know how to operate the card processor however, so I proceeded to check myself out on the keypad. Complete morons. We finally left to get back on the tour bus holding two first class tickets to Fes for the following day, we even got seats together. Back on the bus, with significantly less patience for the “Moroccan culture”, we got off at the southern most stop to visit another of the city’s major attractions, Palais El-Bahrais. This was an incredible palace at one point, rivaling the one in Granada Spain before being dismantled and destroyed. Today, its a large walled in courtyard complex full of sunken orange orchards and former reflecting pools There were even ruined sub-terranean dungeons that were dark but not as scary as the streets of the previous night. After that we entered the mellah, or the special Jewish quarter of the city that the sultan set p to house and protect Marrakech’s jews. Between the two worlds was and still is the Royal Palace used by Morocco’s current king, Mohammed VI when he frequents Marrakech. The jewish quarter looks much different than the rest of the city, its streets were about half as wide and much more residential if you could call it that. The signs are in Arabic and Hebrew rather than French. We got lost in there before emerging onto a street bordering the old Jewish cemetery which is an experience in itself. Full of white, crumbling stones that look kind of like the stones that stop the wheels of your car n a parking space. But, about 4 million of them all in a jumble on the ground. We left to make our way back up to the the square to eat at a different restaurant recommended by the author f our lonely planet guide book. En route, we stopped at a “super market” to buy lunch for the train ride and a fresh market to look at fully skinned animals hanging in the butcher’s stall. Dinner at Chez Chegrouni was half the price and doubly better than the previous night’s dinner with the same view over the square. After dinner we made our way back home and only got lost once doing it. Back at the Riad, we traded fun stories from our days with the others before going to our room. Carter downloaded a program onto his iPhone that allowed him to used his Skype account to call home for free via wifi! He was nice in letting me make a surprise phone call to my friend Yomna’s cell phone and after the initial shock we had a great, long conversation. So, the wireless internet, in combination with the abundance of hot water, made Morocco seem highly advanced compared to our living situation in London at Nido. Ironic?
On Monday morning, we ate another carb-heavy breakfast in the nippy courtyard with our english “mates” before pacing up for the train station. I bargained in French with the nearest mini-cab for our fare to the station and by bargained, I mean I named a ridiculously low price and he accepted it….weird. For about $4 dollars we took a 15 minute cab ride to “Le Gare” for our train to Fes. First class wound up being a great choice as was the snacks for the trip which is 8 hours long if everything goes well. The landscape was not what I was expecting, we travelled through mountains, pastures, palm forests, cities, wastelands, and eventually the Atlantic coast. At Rabat, the capital, we headed inland towards Fes as the sun set. I am writing this in our cabin now, but earlier was reading a book called “Kite Runner” which is a narrative of a boy who fled with his father from Afghanistan when the Soviets invaded. A real uplifting novel.
We arrived safe and almost on time to the train station in Fes. The “platform” was just gravel and we almost made it to the street before being offered packets of tissues from a small boy. The small front circle in front of the station was a disaster of taxis and screaming people. One man asked us to get into his sketchy unmarked car, which he assured us would be cheaper and faster than any of the mini cabs. We finally found a “petit taxi” which charged us about $3.80 to get to our hotel, hard to believe but it was still a 50% markup. Tourist rates! Our hotel was very nice looking, Hotel Batha. It was a large building built around a courtyard with fountains and a swimming pool. However, it was still far too cold to do much outdoors. There was also an outdoor restaurant we passed on, preferring instead to eat in the medina, old city. After our feast on the train, we were very hungary. We asked the hotel help about an official guide to take us around the city, since it is the largest medina in Morocco and very confusing to navigate. The benefits of an official guide is that he can give you history and answer questions for you about Fes, and Morocco. The drawbacks to an “official guide” is that he takes you to places around the city to see things made such as ceramics, woodcarving, metal work, tanneries, wool shops, etc. These places are all coincidentally places his friends own and operate, meaning he will get a commission for everything you buy. More about this sucky situation later. The night we arrived, the front desk clerk ordered an official guide for us the next day. He told us he would come to the hotel that night to meet us- how generous and hospitable of him! Nope, as with everything in Morocco, their hands were in the American’s pockets. Abdul, the guide, took 40 minutes to arrive which allowed us to spend plenty of time ordering snacks and drinks at the hotel bar. After he arrived, he spent 2 minutes telling us how the next day would work and then walked us to the restaurant we mentioned we wanted to try for the night. Again, that would have been a kind thing to do normally, but in this case it was to be seen bringing two tourists into the restaurant so the owner would give him a commission off our meal. In the guide book, Al-Fassa Restaurant sounded great! IT SUCKED. Dinner was prix-fixe meaning prices went from $30-70 for meals that were filling but far from delicious. Not included was a 10% tax, tip, and a $6 charge for a 12-act show including 3 belly dancers, 1 magician, and lot of other things. The total bill came to over $100…and they had the nerve to add on tip on to of the bill FOR us. Not only was the food far from stellar, but the restaurant was full of Asian, Italian, and Spanish tourists. Furthermore, the show was the biggest sham I have ever witnessed. Twelve acts of chunky belly dancers, men banging on things, a magician who would have been better received at a 3rd grade show and tell, and far too any audience participation moments. I think our privileged seats in the back and our frowning faces socially cued the acts to steer clear of the US chairs at the UN conference. I told our waiter, partially in French, that Carter and I would be deciding the tip for ourselves in cash. $2.70 is what we decided on, rather than the $12 they had originally put us up for. We went back to the room to get ready for bed. CNN-international was available on TV luckily! We heard all about the Bush shoe-throwing incident and the Mastoff scandal. I went to bed thinking that no where in the world is safe anymore.
I didnt sleep well that night, the food from the previous night was not very agreeable with me, so I skipped what Carter described as a very continental breakfast, but he was kind in bringing me back some. We went down at 9:30AM to meet Abdul for what became a very exhausting morning. Let me start with the two positive things about having Abdul “guide” us around al morning. One, we didnt get lost the entire time. Two, he did give us quite a few historical facts about Fes and Morocco, as did the people he took us to. Now, let me detail exactly how the morning went. A 50 year old man took two American students into a city full of people who see and hear Americans and immediately think they have access to extremely large checking accounts. Abdul showed us all of the important sights in the medina throughout the morning, including the oldest university in the world (students still study there), a large mosque that can hold 20,000 people, the famous “fountains” of Fes (where locals still get their water from) and more. In between however, Abdul meeted and greeted pretty much 75% of Fes who he personally knew in Arabic. Abdul did personal shopping and banking. And possibly most frustrating of all, Abdul took us to all of the stores in the medina his friends owned and operated. These included a tannery, wood shop, herb shop, linen shop, trinket shops, metal working shop, and carpet shops. At each place, he would introduce us to the owner and then leave us for an indefinite period of time. The owner would provide a short monologue about how they make whatever they specialize in, and these first 10 minutes or so of interaction were very interesting since everything we saw was hand made and the people were good at whatever they did. However, the following 25 minutes of being pressured into buying something and having to constantly say no while trying to be appreciative of the tour they had just given us was tiring, annoying, and not desired. We had to sit through parades of carpets, herbs, scarves, lanterns, plates, you name it, we rejected it. Rejections only hardened the salesmen however, who would go on to offer us something cheaper, smaller, in a different color, or simply the same product with a cheaper price and a “but, my friend” in front of it. The only time we actually bought something was from a man selling jewelry and a man selling nuts. Abdul was a guide, but he was certainly not on our side. He did introduce us to his favorite restaurant owner, who agreed to give us a cooking lesson in Moroccan cuisine the following morning. Along this tour, we met many interesting people. Nearly every shop owner asked us where we were from and what we do. Some asked about the Bush shoe incident even, ad one carpet salesmen quickly dropped his sales pitch when we engaged him in a debate about the Middle East. After all, Morocco is primarily muslim, but has always failed to convince the world that it is part of the strategic “Middle East”. Very interesting conversation, and I wish we had tried that tactic for avoiding sales all along. I would have been much more excited to have it had it not started to rain throughout the morning and we weren’t on the tail end of many hours of hassle. Also, I will say about the tour, we did see all of the ins and outs of Fes’ old city. This city was even more disastrous than Marrakech. Nearly all buildings were held up by scaffolding, public fountains provide water but not potable. All streets are lines with shops selling everything you can imagine and often 10 stores in a row will all be selling the same things meaning even a 1 second pause in front of one to look at something exotic gets you a “my friend, you like? very good quality, welcome, come see my shop”. After the tour, Abdul went away after telling us how to get back to the hotel and then taking us to a shop selling soup+tea. These two things made me happy because I was both cold and looking forward to taking a breather at the safety of our hotel. The soup “shop” was literally in a hole in the wall, a 12′x12′ cube missing a side facing the street, made out of weird concrete stuff. We sat and were served traditional Bas’ra soup and mint green tea in cups that I am pretty sure have never been washed. A man pulled up a chair to our table and started the standard “I spy a light person” conversation: Who are you and how/why are you here. We played along, but wound up having a longer conversation about how the poor western economy was effecting his leather bag shop’s business recently. I found it hard to sympathize, being from the west and having been treated the way I had by so many like him today, but it was interesting non the less. We took a photo with him and the soup shop owner at the end. The soup was hot, but tasted kind of like how a barn smells?
After this, we walked back to take a nap before dinner. Dinner we ate at a small place nearby, called Cafe Medina. This restaurant was recommended by Lonely Planet and was actually a good choice. It was a dark, small restaurant with cheap, good food and a nice waiter. Afterwards, we walked around the medina again to see it at night- just as annoying and even more sketchy- and then sat down at a small cafe for what Carter and I started calling “floaters”; green tea with mint leaves floating in it. We were only hassled 3-4 times on the way home, but bought a few things for the Irish friends of Carter’s who would be hosting us in Belfast. Falling asleep that night was hard because we both had napped, so we wound up talking for a while before just fading out. In Morocco, I had very bizarre dreams and woke up make times throughout the night. We both did actually and the next day we agreed it was from all the stimuli and sensory overload from our daily travels and encounters.
Wednesday: We woke up early to eat breakfast, Carter was right, I discovered it to be tres continental. Basically carbs and boiled eggs. However this was unimportant because we were heading off afterwards for our cooking lesson in the restaurant! A man from the restaurant, Restaurant Asmae, came to our hotel to pick us up at 930AM. We walked through the now-familiar medina to reach the small alley it was located on. The owner, our transporter, and several women had gathered around the door. The lock had jammed on the very old door, and the age old question came over the subsequent 30 minutes: How many Moroccans does it take to open a door? Kicking, hammering, twisting, turning, pounding, pulling. As an American in Morocco, Carter even trued using a credit card to fix the problem, but the door still wouldnt open. Eventually, a man came and used tools to open it and we entered to begin our cooking lesson in the upstairs kitchen. Four Moroccan women and the two male owners introduced us to their kitchen and began having us peel carrots, turnip, onions, etc. We conversed very badly in French and English with the women about what spices to use, how to and how to not use a pressure cooker and how to use a paring knife. Overall, we learned how to make couscous, salade, and tanjines which are meat based dishes. It was a lot of fun, took lots of photos, and had a brief lunch with the chefs in the end talking about Morocco and what we were all about from London/America. We were assisted to a taxi after which brought us back to our hotel to pick up our luggage and then to the vile nouvelle train station. We were a little early so we walked around the French-imperial planned and built ville nouvelle. It was tall buildings, glassed window fronts, and wide although not clean streets. Of course, there was Mohammed V Ave- Morocco’s previous king has a street in every city. This new city was intelligently planned by French protectorate commanders, who wanted to build new while preserving the nearby old. Still though, the Moroccans demanded independence in 1944 at a time when France was most vulnerable during WWII. A monument in Arabic and French near our hotel enshrined Morocco’s independence ad those who fought in WWII on behalf of Morocco.
We boarded the train listed on the call boards, track 4 for Tangier. I squashed 2 dirhams under another train and we settled into our unoccupied cabin admiring them. Of course, all could not end well when youre in Morocco. About 5 minutes into sitting alone in our cabin waiting for it to leave, a man with no badge or uniform, in fact he was wearing a sweater and jeans, came by our cabin collecting garbage. He asked where we were going and we said Tangier. He seemed concerned and told us that the train on track 5 was going to Tangier, not this one. We had already settled in and everything, Carter had even changed into his pajama pants. We had to pack everything up and run down the train car and outside to the other train. Incredible. So not only were the screens wrong, but the cabin in the new train was hot, already had 4 people in it (including a 5 year old who would not sit still) and smokers down the hall. Throw us a bone already Morocco! 5 hours later of this, we arrived in Tangier and stepped outside into what we were sure was a mistake. Tangier is a full size city, only a small old medina identifies this modern port city as Moroccan. Sure the cabs were 1980s Mercedes, but otherwise this city was modern. It had decorative fountains in roundabouts rather than plaster fountains for communal drinking, active nightlife, and wide streets with sidewalks. This reminded me of Athens or the more decrepit parts of Barcelona. Even our hotel was a treat, modern, bright, hospitable staff, and 5 floors of very clean and good sized rooms. They even managed to fit 3 beds in our room comfortably and the bathroom was larger than mine at home. We wet out around 8PM to hit a cybercafe (to attempt printing our plane tickets for the next day, but found it to be impossible to do in Morocco). After, we walked to te medina but quickly discovered it was nothing remarkable in comparison to the others we had seen. We were accosted by what we called a “super-hussler” who offered us access to basically everything that could be purchased in the medina, including drugs, before we could get rid of him. Apparently it offended him that we didnt want to walk with a perfect stranger or buy things we didnt want, he wound up telling us off in broken English which is always the funniest part. The plane is taking off in Paris while I am writing this!! Au revoir Paris! Anyways, we located another wise Lonely Planet choice for diner, this one called Agadir (like the city in Morocco). We tried a new type of wine but feasted on cheap versions of all our Moroccan favorites for our last meal. Back to the hotel and quickly to bed- we had a 630AM taxi to the airport.
Thursday: The clerk at the hotel was even nice enough to open breakfast 10 minutes early for us to eat before our taxi. The taxi was on time, although about twice as expensive as Lonely Planet said it would be. These two things cancelled each other out and both Carter and I agreed we were ready to be back in the EU. Our flight from Tangier to Paris as good, the Tangier airport was an absolute joke and I would advise all terrorists to use it as an access point to the EU. Staff was far more interested in the size and weight of our luggage than all of the explosives I had inside of it. We forgot that Paris is one hour ahead of GMT so we barely made our connecting flight to Belfast on Aer Lingus. This is the budget Irish airline which s more themed than I would like. All the staff have Irish accents and names like Karen, Conor, OBrien, etc. We finished the flight and landed at Belfast, entering the UK for the last time. Our student occupations had expired but we were still on our valid visas, so we had to get special permission to switch over. We then proceeded to the exit, where we were taken into customs and interrogated by security. URGH! I couldn’t decide if it was because we were flying from Morocco, or it were flying from Paris. Haha. After that nonsense, two Americans went out to the exit where we met up with Carter’s friend Mark. In high school, Carter participated in an exchange program to Ireland, he came to visit with an Irish family and then 2 Irish students came to stay with him in America. Matt and Debbie were the two Irish students, we would meet Debbie later on, but Mark is Matt’s cousin who we spend a lot of time with. Mark was a very fast driver, so we got to Matt’s house very quickly. We were given a very warm welcome there by Matt’s parents, Leo and Imelda, and the rest of the clan. Matt’s little sister Eve, his 7 year old brother Kevin, and his older brother Ryan who is still in Uni. They showed us the room we would be sleeping in and then told us that for dinner we would be having chili. These were the nicest people I’ve ever met! Matt was away at work and Mark had to be getting back to work himself at TESCO, so we had a nice long conversation with everybody else before sitting down to a delicious dinner with the family. Matt came home just in time so we also got to meet/catch up with him. He is on a very serious basketball team at his school and the big news all weekend was of a slam dunk he made in his last game. We were given an invitation to see his next game on Saturday! After dinner, Mark came back to pick us up and we went into downtown Belfast to visit a “continental market” which was being put on for Christmas. Downtown Belfast was incredible and a welcome change from Morocco. There was a very interesting mix between old and new going on, but for sure this was on my list of favorite European cities by the time I left. It was completely decorated for Christmas and the market was a massive arrangement of stalls all around City Hall. We enjoyed looking in on all of the typical European traditional foods from the continent and some exotic ones too. We found Matt’s brother Ryan with his girlfriend at the central beer garten, so we sat down with them to chill. Ryan was one of the funniest people I have ever met, he had a very Belfast-Irish accent and after drinking a liter of beer, he was all wound up to fill any silences in the conversation. We went home at closing time to stop at Mark’s house and pick up an inflatable mattress for me to use. His family was charming although Carter knew them previously, I felt comfortable as well. Never once over the corse of the time in Ireland did I feel uncomfortable with Carter’s friends, everyone included me and by the end, I had met so many great people. We went to bed after agreeing to not wake up even remotely early on Friday.
Friday: Carter came to knock on my door on Friday to wake me up. Imelda had lowered the blinds in the room so I had no idea what time it was…1 PM I was told! We basically spent the afternoon lounging around, starting with a small breakfast and then an intense XBOX session with the younger brother Kevin. I eventually talked Kevin into going downstairs to watch a movie, Journey to the Center of the Earth. It was actually a good movie but I didnt get to see the ending because Matt got home from practice and we decided to go back into town for some Christmas shopping. For Carter and I, obviously it would be modest Christmas shopping after our cash hemorrhage in Morocco and the tight Easyjet baggage restriction. Matt’s girlfriend Harriet, who we had met the night before, came over before we left and we got to know her very well over the course of the weekend. She was very complementary to Matt and was adored by Matt’s family. She even helped to hem Kevin’s Ju-jitszu uniform for his tournament the following day. She drove all four of us into town to go around Belfast. We saw all of the modern parts of Belfast, things that have been developed and built after the end of what the Irish call “the troubles” (the IRA Catholic v. British protestants fighting). Also, since EU membership, Belfast has become a large and bustling city from foreign investment. The streets were all busy and decorated for Christmas and all of the new shopping districts were lit and cosy. It felt like a small Boston or a large Newburyport. Harriet couldn’t find any suitable presents, so we headed over to the continental market for dinner. I had an Ostrich burger and garlic mushrooms! After a while, it started to get colder so we went home for a bit before Mark joined up with us. We all agreed we wanted a low key night out, so Mark took us all to his favorite modern pub. Mark, an Irish man, bought me my first Guiness in Ireland!! It is true what they say, a Guiness does taste better in Ireland (or at least better than the one I had in the Rocket, a horrible skeezy student bar in Kings Cross). We all got very comfortable with each other as the drinks warmed us up from the cold outside. They looked at photos on our cameras from Morocco as we talked about our trip. Nearly everyone we met got an earful about Morocco and of course everyone we met was interested in what two Americans were doing in Belfast so close to the holidays. After, we got some mediocre take-out Chinese and went back to Matt’s house. It was such a nice relaxing day and I dont regret not going into the cityd during the day because it was cold and rainy all day long.
Saturday: The weekend was much more active, we woke up earlier (1130AM) to go downstairs. Some Saturday AM cartoons, all very British and Irish. Matt’s mom prepared a typical Saturday morning “fry” for us all, so Ryan, Matt, Carter, Eve, Kevin, and me all joined her for a very Irish and very delicious breakfast. Bangers, ham, bacon, soda bread, white pudding, potato bread, fried eggs, and more were prepared, not all that heart-healthy but it was a one time deal. So delicious! Over breakfast, I had Imelda explain to me in her own words what living in Ireland was like during the “troubles”. It was very interesting. Catholics v. Protestants just doesn’t strike me as something worth its weight in this day and age, but everyone there takes it very seriously. Imelda says she can remember house raids, the British army patrol, and more surprising things. She said their current next door neighbor was an IRA target many years ago, and had to move after the IRA came to his old neighborhood, mistook another man for him, and shot the other man in the head in the street. Matt talked about the residual effects in Northern Ireland today. There are Catholic areas and Protestant areas that are dangerous for people of the opposite side to be walking around in and even today people are beaten up or shot for being a certain religion. Northern Ireland is a bizarre place, in addition to this unsettled dispute, there is a large amount of robbery among the population. Mark and Matt’s houses have both been robbed before. Also, as Northern Ireland is part of the UK, Britain sets most of the rules and standards for the local laws but recently all the dominions (Wales, Scotland, N. Ireland, England) have been given more autonomy. For instance, the Bank of Northern Ireland and the Bank of Scotland issue different notes than England, so I was surprised one night to see an “Irish Pound” for the first time. Apparently, if you take an Irish Pound to Scotland as we are doing tomorrow, there is a chance they wont take it in some shops and restaurants. Again, the UK is a bizarre and confounding place. I think Connecticut should mint its own bills from now on.
Imelda made me smile so many times over our time in her home, she would say things that were so Irish I had no choice but to laugh. Lots of references to “Jesus Christ” and the “man in the moon” . We thanked her for a great breakfast and went upstairs for another XBOX tournament with Kevin. In the afternoon, Matt took us into town to see a few sights, like the “Titanic Quarter” which is an area of Belfast under redevelopment. The Titanic was built in Belfast and the two docks that were built TO build the massive ship are still standing. All around these two yellow dock is an area being turned into a work-live-play development. We parked and walked into the construction zone to get close to the water. I have photos, the size of the dock cranes give you a god idea of just how large the Titanic must have been. In the abandoned lot, Matt let Carter try driving and then once he got a feel for the manual he took it out onto the road. Driving on the wrong side! He only messed up once in the beginning, by trying to exit the parking lot on the correct side of the barriers. I dont know how to drive manual, so I thought it would be too many new things at once. We went home after that to let Matt get to his basketball game warmup while we showered and relaxed. I spent some time with Leo+Kevin watching British TV…we were able to have a lengthy conversation about “The X-Factor” (American Idol) and “Im a Celebrity…now get me out of here!” (Survivor) because of the time I had spent with the British family earlier in the semester. The guys, Carter, Ryan, Leo, and I carpooled to the game at Matt’s University at 630PM. It was Ulster U vs. a team from Dublin and it was actually a close game…as opposed to pretty much every other basketball game I’ve been to in the past five years (EMILY!). They lost unfortunately, but Matt had a good game as a reliever . You dont have to go to Ulster University to be on the team, so some of the players wound up being quite old and there were two guest American players (who did most of the scoring haha!). After the game, a team house party was held at one of the American players’ house. Before, we went to a pizza sop to get dinner, very Irish of course. We arrived at the party and were the awkward American-Irish clique in the corner eating pizza! But it got more comfortable after a while, and being American isnt all that exotic relatively. The whole team attended and part of the girls basketball team as well, which made for quite a packed house. It was a long night with many many stories I would love to tell. After, we went back to Matt’s house to have a snack before heading to bed.
Sunday: We had an early call so that we could go visit the other exchange student who was part of Carter’s program, Debbie. Debbie now goes to the University of Central Lancashire in England and just had gotten home for Christmas. It took about 30 minutes to get to her house in Bangor. She and Carter used to date, so it was a big occasion meeting her as his friend. Her family greeted us warmly, enlarging my belief that the Irish are the most hospitable people I’ve ever met. While her parents went off to make lunch, Carter and Matt caught up with Debbie while I was introduced. Lunch was great and we al got to talk about lots of inter-cultural stuff, it was so interesting to meet and get to know these students so well. We went back to Matt’s house briefly for some homemade vegetable soup and Casper (best movie ever) before saying goodbye to everyone and heading to the airport. Matt’s car started to give him some trouble so Harriet came to the rescue and brought us instead! We met her parents while her father looked at Matt’s car and tried to fix it. These two and their families work very well together. The goodbye with Matt and Harriet was sad. We had checked into our Easyjet flight to Edinburgh online so after a painless security check and a delicious Starbucks hot chocolate that Carter bought and shared with me, we boarded. My last Easyjet flight ever! I intended to hug the pilot and attendants on the way out, it was like saying goodbye to my very close family forever. The bus to Edinburgh was very easy and it was only a brief walk to our hotel, the Osbourne Hotel which wound up being in a convenient location. For dinner, we went for Scottish pub food, but finding a Scottish pub open late on Sunday night was hard. Most had stopped serving food, but luckily we found one that looked legit and not too expensive. We sampled the local fare by ordering “haggis” which is basically mince meat, turnip, and mashed potato separate but on the same plate. It left a lot to be desired unfortunately, but the rest of the food wound up being more inspiring. Home early, Edinburgh by night was beautiful and we looked forward to a great day on Monday.
Monday: I woke up on Monday morning at 730AM and was slightly confused to see that it was completely dark outside! I went back to bed to wake up at 9AM to find that it was still completely dark out! Shocked! We went down for a surprisingly good breakfast (our hotel cost $22 per person) and then put luggage into storage for the day. Edinburgh by day was a great, it felt very different than any other place I had visited in Europe before. It was exactly the way I had pictured it as well, which made me eager to explore thankfully because by this time, I was running out of steam. All made out of stone, aged perfectly, and laid out in a unique way, Edinburgh was a delight to explore on our last day traveling and it was definitely a one-day city. First, we walked down to see the new Scottish parliament which is a 21st century building. After Tony Blair authorized Scotland, Whales, and Northern Ireland to have their own parliaments, Scotland decided it needed a new building for its new governing body. The building is a very modern, and thusly a controversial, building constructed with wood, stone, glass, and steel. It is supposed to be symbolically paying tribute to the history of Scotland in some way, but lots of Scots feel the the audaciousness of it makes a mockery of their only bastion of local power. We went in to see the inside, the chambers were empty due to the holidays. After, Carter mentioned there was a large hill on the southeast side of the city that would give us some good views of everything. I agree to climb with him, fairly unaware that the large hill would turn quickly into a steep mountain-climbing adventure. 251 meters later, we were kings of the world! We took lots of photos and then hurried back down to restart our day and escape the intense lower-stratosphere winds. It felt like our time in Edinburgh was racing by, in fact it was already 1245PM so we walked back into town.
The main thing to do in Edinburgh is walk “The Royal Mile”. Edinburgh is built on and around a small, rocky hill. The Royal Mile is the road that runs from bottom of that hill, where the British Royal Palace is, all the way to the Edinburgh Castle which was where the Scottish Royalty sat before Union in 1707. The street today is covered in tourist shops selling cashmere (a Scottish invention), wool, and souvenirs. The buildings these shops are in though are all unique and remarkable architecture-wise. Running down the hill on either side of the road, perpendicularly, are what are called “closes”. Closes are basically very steep and narrow alleys going down the hill into former wastelands, but now are parts of the new city. These closes are all unique and from the medieval period. Along the Royal Mile, we stopped to try a tourist sight called Mary Kings Close. Mary Kings close is an underground close, that was partially demolished in 1753 to build Edinburgh’s town hall. Before this, the close had existed for centuries and housed people during the plague, was where people worked, lived, and kept their livestock. Today, all but the 1st and second floors have been turned into caverns and dungeons by the town hall building above, its really hard to describe. Even some of the front doors along the close are still intact and inside the buildings you can see rooms, windows, and still some remnants of centuries old plaster and wall paper. One room reminded me of my mom and dad’s room before last summers redecorating! This took about an hour, so after we went to a Lonely Planet recommendation pub-esque restaurant for lunch. It was called Monster Mash and we ordered great bangers and mashed…our last ones!
To round off the day, we walked the last segment up to Edinburgh Castle to poke around before going to the recommended “Scottish Whiskey Experience” to learn about whiskey and scotch. We learned how the two are made and the vast differences between all the types. We also got to sample very small amounts of traditional Scottish whiskeys from the different regions of Scotland. There were big differences between them surprisingly; as the bartender in the tasting room said, they are as different as the regions they come from. We got into a chat with him as we were tasting, he helped us taste whiskey “correctly” with the swirling, sniffing, etc. And, we got to learn about him as well, we found out that he is a Scot studying at the University of Edinburgh. We wished him luck and left. It had gotten dark out, the Scottish days dont last very long and Monday was the shortest day of 2008. I cant believe that the year is almost over. We went back to the hotel to grab our luggage, walked to the train station, and boarded our London Kings Cross train at 7PM. The train was very nice, we both requested window seats and we even got a table! In just five short hours we were back in London. It was strange, being back in London for the last time. We walked up to Nido to hijack their internet in the lobby for a few minutes before going to our Hostel (called Clink, it was in an old courthouse, haha), to go to bed. We woke up early on Tuesday morning, had a great traditional english breakfast at a place near Kings Cross, visited TESCO to buy a few things, and then went over to Bedford Square for the last time! We frantically repacked out bags before our dot2dot van came to get us at 1030AM. Heathrow…and then HOME. Just in time for Christmas!